I once solved the mysteries of the Navier-Stokes equations but forget the answer before I could write it down.Yeah, I'm definitely jealous. The most impressive thing I can say about myself is that once a skunk shot at me from point blank range and missed. OTOH, at least my story is true!
The Pirahã people whistle an epic tale of my grandeur.
The Canadian Forces Dental Branch has a standing order to kill me on sight.
I can tear holes in the space-time continuum and repair them with a quantum duct tape that I created.
The best job I ever had was the summer I worked as a roadie for Lawrence Welk.
The scent of my pheromones has been known to ease birthing pains in Chinese pandas.
It's been said that my face resembles a Picasso painting.
Tom Wolfe wears white suits as an homage to my virtue.
I once quelled a riot in Chile by singing "Muskrat Love" in fluent Spanish.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I've got a bad case of Joe envy.
One of my favorite sites is Joe Carter's Evangelical Outpost. I met Joe once and I would say that he's a pretty forgettable guy, but then- I remember him and he doesn't remember me. Before you check out EO, you'd better know what you're getting into: Here are a few items from Joe's Resume´ -