"Is that baby on the hoof?"

English subtitles from a Chinese version of "Revenge of the Sith" (aka: "The Backstroke of the West").




Some of my other favorites:

"He is in my behind!"
"You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now!"
"Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection"
"The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly!"

More here (parental discretion advised).