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Friday, January 11, 2008

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

1 comment:

Ted said...

Where's Chuck Barris when you need him? (you know, the gong thing).