I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.