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Saturday, June 7, 2008

A man walks into a doctor's office...

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

1 comment:

tomson said...

Speaking of not eating properly:

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

And speaking of a man in the doctor's office:

The doctor says, "I have bad news. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's."
The man says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."