12,000 calories a day

Breakfast: 3 fried egg sandwiches, 2 cups coffee, 5-egg omlette, bowl of grits, 3 pieces of french toast, 3 chocolate chip pancakes

Lunch: 1 pound pasta, 2 ham & cheese sandwiches, 1000 calorie energy drink

Dinner: 1 pound pasta, 1 large pizza, 1000 calorie energy drink

With a typical daily menu like that, this guy should be a giant tub of lard, stuck on the couch in a semi-coma, right? But no, the guilty party isn't this guy:


But rather, this guy: